Saturday, December 26, 2009

Does Satan still wear that dashing Red Latex Jump Suit and carry around his Pitch Fork?

Whats with the pitch fork? Does hell require gardening?Does Satan still wear that dashing Red Latex Jump Suit and carry around his Pitch Fork?
He likes to goose people with it and scuttle offDoes Satan still wear that dashing Red Latex Jump Suit and carry around his Pitch Fork?
This is a pagan caricature. it is not Christian.


satan is an evil, destroying, fallen angel. he/it can appear in many forms. just talk to anyone who has ever seen lucifer/satan conjured in a witchcraft or satanic meeting of people committed to him. it is not a joke. satan is a malevolent being who opposes Christ and His Kingdom.
Most of Christianity is ripped off from Paganism. I'm guessing they got the ';pitchfork'; modelling on Poisidon and his trident.
I think the pitchfork is mostly used for moving hay. Come to think of it, it would be hot to see a farmer in his Red Latex Jump Suit feeding the cows!
He switched from red to light blue (He is a kinder, gentler Satan now).


The pitchfork is for pitching the manure around at his new farm.
I would say satan is more of a dark evil force to be reckoned with than the fictional portrayal
I think he prefers leather and he probably has alot of ';fun'; using that pitch fork.
Latex is so passe. Only real leather will do. And pitchforks are handy for big barbecues.
I borrowed it for my engagement party.
Yes I do
urgh!! that is soooo last season!





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yep and my daddy still looks like George Burns
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